
It’s a man’s world
As a white, working-class, heterosexual male, living in a relatively wealthy, modernised country, I am among the most privileged people in the world. The only prejudice I encounter is when I open my big, fat Kilkenny mouth and reveal myself to be far from the erudite, educated individual some presume me to be. Thankfully, once those on the receiving end of the invective get used to my brogue they tend to treat me like a normal human being.
So, I donโt have it too bad, have no real concept of what itโs like to have obstacles placed in my path on the basis of the colour of my skin, religious beliefs, country of origin or sexual orientation. Therefore, Iโm able to view the struggles of those battling for equality with a dispassionate air, sympathising with their plight, their fight, without being moved enough to actually go out there and join them.
Iโm part of the silent majority, supporting the rights of those standing up for what they believe in, but far too caught up in my own existence to do anything about it.
A large part of this apathy comes from the knowledge that this is someone elseโs struggle, that, as sympathetic as I may be, the outcome of these battles doesnโt affect my life either way. I support those who wish to repeal the eighth amendment, think immigrants should be allowed to work as soon as they get here, and believe in harsher sentencing for sex offenders, but none of those issues are of vital importance to me, none directly influence my existence in any way, shape or form.
And the same could be said for the pay gap between men and women. Again, as a young man with aspirations of making it to the pinnacle of my profession, I donโt ever consider my gender, believing that I will be judged solely on the quality of my work and my suitability for the job. The mere notion of being paid more because I urinate standing up seems ludicrous to me, a phenomenon that occurs in other professions, trades where women are perennially undervalued, their work deemed inferior to that of their male colleagues.
It certainly shouldnโt happen in journalism, an industry where the work one does is there for all to see, where thereโs nowhere to hide and the public are just as likely to call you out as your boss. But, as weโve seen this week, it certainly does, and right at the top too.
The revelation that Sharon Nรญ Bheolรกin earns โฌ80,000 less per annum than her Six-One co-anchor, Brian Dobson, is testament to that. You could argue that there are mitigating factors, that Dobson has been in the job for 21 years, Nรญ Bheolรกin just 12. But even with incremental annual pay rises, the chasm between their pay packets should not be so vast.
There is also the question of whether this story has emerged to coincide with Dobsonโs reported departure from the main evening news, and whether Nรญ Bheolรกin is using it to increase her bargaining power when it comes to finding his replacement. But those are secondary factors, footnotes to a staggering portrayal of life within the confines of our national broadcaster. Youโve all seen the Six One news at some point in your life, watched the two anchors document the dayโs events; only the most misogynistic of you would argue that Dobsonโs input is worth โฌ80,000 more than Nรญ Bheolรกinโs.
Displaying a painful lack of self-awareness, An Taoiseach, Leo Varadkar, has welcomed a review of RTรโs pay structure, believing that โthere should be equal pay for equal work and equal experienceโ across all sectors. The irony is that Varadkar has faced virulent criticism for the gender imbalance in his first cabinet, the insinuation being that he had blithely ignored capable female deputies in favour of their male counterparts.
However, itโs important that we donโt confuse gender quotas, positive discrimination and the representation of minorities with whatโs going on at RTร. Because this is a much more troubling problem, an entrenched mindset which, if left to fester, could prove corrosive.
Itโs one thing to overlook women in favour of men, you can always make a subjective argument as to why youโve done so. But to employ two people, a man and a woman, in the same job, and to pay them grossly different amounts, suggests that this is an organisation rotten to its core. Letโs not forget that this is a company which, former employee, Ian Dempsey (who left RTร twenty years ago) described thus: โwhen you go back, the scary thing is you sometimes see the people that you saw before out there and they have got older but they seem to be doing the same things, walking down the same tracks.โ
Having established that, at RTร, an Irish man can earn almost twice that of a woman for doing the same job, itโs then of paramount importance that we examine the gender balance in the upper echelons of the station.ย The Late Late Showย may long have ceased to be relevant, but it is still the one they all aspire to, the very top of the mountain. Remarkably it has only ever had three hosts (save for the odd guest appearance), but all three have been men. And even now, in this brave new era, many would baulk at the suggestion of a woman taking over from Ryan Tubridy. Tune into Radio 1 at any given time and youโre more than likely to hear a male voice, Ray DโArcy, Joe Duffy and Dave Fanning dominating the airwaves while Marian Finucane and the outnumbered ladies struggle to get a word in edgewise.
It would make you wonder if men are just better at this whole presenting lark, that those of us in possession of a Y chromosome know how to handle the pressure that little bit better, that we have an irrefutable charm that leaves us predisposed to talking to millions of people as if they were in our living-room.
But then you watchย Claire Byrne Live, a show, which for my money, is everythingย The Late Lateย used to be, and no longer is. You watch Claire grill public figures, micro-manage rowdy audiences. You watch her switch from stern schoolmistress to concerned mother, sister or daughter in the blink of an eye, and you ask yourself why this woman is consigned to a graveyard shift on Tuesday nights, why she isnโt vying for the biggest gigs with the biggest wages?
And you watch Sharon herself, the ice-maiden of Irish television, that steely gaze as she reduces another pompous politician to a quivering wreck, and you wonder how sheโs not running the entire show, how anyone would even dare to undervalue such a compelling presence, this mistress of all she surveys.
And then you remember that this is RTร, an organisation that rivals the Catholic Church for its intransigency, a company which, were it not for the intervention of former managing director, Kevin Bakhurst, would have underpaid every female member in its newsroom for years to come.
These are the people responsible for Sharon Nรญ Bheolรกinโs plight, the people who have ensured that she goes to work every day with a bristling sense of injustice. And theyโre the people who will ensure that the next host ofย The Late Late Showย is not the highly-qualified, perfectly suitable, Claire Byrne, but someone good, bad, indifferent, and male.
Licence, insurance and registration, please
Itโs one of lifeโs great mysteries, how in order to drive a car or own a dog you must have a licence, but any pleb with a working set of genitals can have a child. Thereโs not even a test, you simply do the deed, watch it grow, and when it comes out itโs yours.
But thanks to Oregonโs Department of Human Services, all that might be about to change. In a case that could set a precedent the world over, an American couple have had their two sons taken away from them because they werenโt deemed intelligent enough to care for them.
Having been psychologically evaluated, Amy Fabbrini (31) and Eric Zeigler (38) were found to have IQs below the rate required to be a responsible parent. Fabbrini scored 72, placing her in the โextremely low to borderline range of intelligence,โ while Ziegler, managed just 66 placing him in the โmild range of intellectual disability.โ Ziegler also receives disability payments due to his learning difficulties.
It may sound cruel but I think Oregon is onto something here, I mean how many children are born into needless suffering because of the fecklessness of parents incapable of looking after them?
Bring in a licence I say, and a test to accompany it, feck it, while we’re at it, let’s throw in an annual NCT, or an equivalent at least.